The question of where you’re going to watch the Big Game is just as important as who you want to win it. Your enjoyment of the largest sporting spectacle of the year can hinge on factors unrelated to events on the field. Like the width of people’s heads. Pick a venue where the TV screens are too small and you can miss the whole thing on account of a freakish cranium.

“Hey, did you see the game yesterday?”

 “No.”

“Why not?”

“I was watching someone’s head.”

Food is another consideration that can hugely influence your satisfaction. How many times have you accepted a friend’s invitation to watch the game, only to find out when you arrive to his sad and shadowy apartment you’ll be eating bag chips and clam dip out of a plastic container from that creepy off-brand convenience store? You know, the dicey one in the strip mall with cheap wood paneling that looks like it gets held up every half hour.

Don’t risk your game day enjoyment. Stop by Tahiti Joe’s, where you’ll be treated to great food and drink specials and six 42-inch flat screen televisions showing the game well above head level. You won’t miss a thing!

Our onsite tiki bar is serving all-you-can-drink domestic draft beer for a onetime price of $35, the purchase of which entitles you to a game day buffet of hot dogs, nachos, tacos, pizza and wings for another measly $10. That’s a lot of joy for just 45 bucks.

Tickets are limited and going fast, so purchase early by calling (702) 440-6950. Or stop by Tahiti Joe’s and see the bartender. We’re kicking things off at 2:30 p.m., an hour before game time. Be sure to arrive early to stake out a premium spot.  

We wish you an enjoyable Super Bowl (there, we said it) Sunday. May all your prop bets come through!

For those of you who are here for the holiday but still want to enjoy a home-cooked meal, we are offering a great Thanksgiving day menu at Tahiti Joe’s. Stop by from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 28 for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner with your choice of turkey or ham and all the fixings for just $15.99 per person. After 5 you can order from our regular menu or feast on more turkey and ham goodness. We hope you have a wonderful (and filling) Thanksgiving!

A transformation at Tahiti Joe’s will usher in a new era featuring bar food favorites. We have devised a large, Americanized menu that is guaranteed to please your palate with an all-star lineup of traditional appetizers, burgers, pizza, sandwiches and salads. You’ll enjoy proven winners like cheese quesadillas, loaded nachos, wings, fingers, cheeseburger sliders and a barbecue bacon burger. We will also have a children’s menu (PB&J!) and delectable desserts.

The adjustments at Joe’s aren’t stopping with the food. We are also upping the fun quotient by installing a number of arcade games, pool tables and a foosball table, all of them guaranteed to go great with our scrumptious menu items. Now instead of being a place where you eat and run, Tahiti Joe’s will become a destination to meet and eat and play and stay. Of course if you prefer you can order poolside from the same great menu and have it delivered directly to your lounge chair. Pool service began last week. Rediscover Tahiti Joe’s on your next visit to Tahiti Village.

Tahiti Joe’s, our popular onsite restaurant and tiki bar, has implemented a new lunch menu that will fill up your tank without lightening your wallet. Executive chef George Kapetenakis has prepared a selection of  delicious American favorites and specialty items reflecting his Greek heritage for our “10 Items Under $10” menu. You can choose from an array of burgers and sandwiches, salads and a one-topping pizza with salad – 10 items all under $10. Add a soda or iced tea for just $1.50 plus tax and we think you’ll agree it’s one of the best bargains – and tastiest lunches – in Vegas.

In addition to that old standby favorite, the classic cheeseburger, our sandwich menu includes a triple-decker bacon club, southern ranch chicken sandwich, a prime rib dip with creamy horseradish and Chef George’s special Athenian gyro sandwich. You can also get a soup-sandwich-salad combo with your choice of chicken or tuna salad. Our one-topping 12-inch pizza offers your choice of pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, pineapple, onions, bell peppers, black olives or jalapenos. Additional toppings are $1.25 each.

Chef George’s authentic Athenian gyro greek salad is among a trio of specialty salads. The others are our mouthwatering parmesan crusted chicken Caesar salad and our stuffed tomato salad (your choice of chicken or tuna salad). Tahiti Joe’s offers the “10 Items Under $10” menu from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. It’s a great selection of eats for a price that can’t be beat.

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Owners’ Night at Tahiti Joe’s has traditionally been one our most popular events, and now it’s even better. How could we improve on something that was already most excellent? For starters, we’re offering pitchers of your favorite domestic draft beer for only $4. Now you can enjoy copious amounts of Bud Light, Coors Light and Miller Lite for just a dollar more than a single draft of those same beers. Add to that half-price bottles of wine and $5 appetizers and it’s easy to see how our exclusive Owners’ Night may have surpassed its previous standard.

“We’re excited that Owners’ Night continues to evolve without losing the elements that make it so popular,” said Tahiti Joe’s general manager Stacy Pickett. “It’s a really great value.”

While some things have changed, others remain the same. You can still bust a move on our spacious dance floor, or just sit back, relax and enjoy the live entertainment. There will also be a drawing for fabulous and fun prizes. As always, drink and food discounts are exclusive to our owners but everyone is welcome to partake of the entertainment with regular menu and bar pricing.

“Everything was great: the service, the food and especially the entertainment,” said Jasmine Gregory, who attended a recent Owners’ Night event with her family.  We invite you to join us every Thursday from 5-7 p.m. at Tahiti Joe’s. Space is limited. To make a reservation, call (702) 440-6945 or dial extension 6945 from your suite. Please remember to show your Owner’s Card to receive the food and drink discounts. See a concierge for details.